Kait, why you standin on that there pot
Simply enough, this is one of those phases that, no matter how hard I press the pen to the paper, I won’t be able to forget. If I made this all metaphorical, we are nothing but the ink. And if you…
Who Are You?
What is your full name as it appears on you birth certificate: Kaitlyn Ann Ruth Richardson
What do you like to be called: Kait
What are your nicknames: Kait, KaitRich, Karr
What is your alias? (Middle name, street you grew up on): Ann Avondale
What’s your stripper/drag queen name? (Name of first pet, mother’s maiden name): Katy Hanlon
What’s your Mobster Nickname: idk man
What’s your Star Wars Nickname: idk man
What’s your Spell Check name (words that replace your name in spell check): Ka it Rich
Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 0
Date you were born: march 6, 1994
What’s your Sun sign: pisces?
What’s your Moon sign: pisces?
What’s your Constellation Rising: …pisces?
Notable Events on the Day You Were Born: the alamo fell lmao.
Parent’s names: bob and chode
Birthplace: austin tx
Hometown: austin
Current Residence: texarkana
Height: 5’ 6”
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: idk.
Piercings: industrial + 2 in each
Tattoos: none
What’s your most attractive feature: I hear my eyes are ballin ocassionally
Pets: patches and piper
What are the perks of your job: the awesome fact that I don’t have one.
How much do you love your job: A LOT.
Are you an inside or outdoors person? indoors. all the way.
Do you have children? nonononononooooo
What Laundry detergent do you use? au naturale
What color is your underwear: yellow
Color of socks: white
What color is your bedroom’s carpet: zebra
What color is your bedroom: light blue
What color is your bathroom: can’t afford those kind of richfolk luxuries
What did you want to be when you were little? marine biologist
Favorite childhood memory: getting hit with a rock
When Was The Last Time You:
Took a shower: this morning
Danced: saturday
Received flowers and from whom: may
Watched Bambi: never
Cried: last week
Got a real letter: who knows
Gave to charity: idk
What did you have for breakfast? an egg and cheese croissant
What was the last book you read: the lovely bones
What was the last CD you bought: ting tings
What was the last movie you saw: superbad
What will be the next CD you buy: idk
Do you play the lottery: not allowed
Ever win? yeah
From whom did you get your last e-mail? Daniel
Last person you went to dinner with? Daniel
What are you listening to right now? Placebo
Best thing that happened to you today: left school early
Any new and exciting news you’d like to share with everyone? i found happiness a couple blocks away, if it’s in stock…
What is Your Favorite:
Flavor: vanilla
Breakfast cereal: lucky charms
Candy: rock candy
Salad Dressing: ugh
Food: sushi.
Cuisine: what
Breakfast Food: left over pizza
Pie: Pumpkin.
Lunch: tomato soup
Alcoholic beverage: screwdriver
Type of Ice: dry
Your favorite potato chip? sun
Favorite sandwich? tuna with 10 pieces of american cheese and mayonaiise and mustard
Ice cream: peppermint
Sobe flavor: green tea?
Soda: jones
Restaurant: Hard Rock
Fast Food Restaurant: Taco Bell
Toothpaste: Tom’s
Deodorant: dove
Shampoo or conditioner: bed head
Perfume/cologne: Juicy Couture
Type of Underwear: boxers
Shoes: uggs
Accessory: my keys
Possession: phone
Clothes: leggings, sweater, boots
Favorite brand of clothing? juicy couture
Color: indigo, gray
Number: 12
Stone: aguamarine
Holiday: halloween
Day of the week: friday
Favorite time of day? midnight
Flower: electric lily
Smell: gasoline
Grade: preschool
Subject in school: theater
Teacher: mrs. robinson
Birthday Present Ever: going to NYC
Fairy tale: nope.
Poem(s): the stuff I write.
Type of music: anything
Song(s): the middle, pure morning, breakfast in bed, salvia divinorum
Song you love but are embarrassed to admit to: working 9 to 5 by dolly parton
Christmas Carol: noel
Movie: donnie darko, silent hill, 30 days of night etc
TV show: the office, house, south park, 1000 ways to die
TV star: michael cera
Magazine: mad
Celebrity: paris hilton
Super Hero: spiderman
Fraggle: wot kidding
Sesame Street Character: oscar the grouch. looks like talking bud
Zoo Exhibit: DOLPHINS STRAIGHT UP
Favorite sport to watch on TV: footballll
Sport to Watch at the game: Quidditch
Sports team: Gryffindor House Team
Car: TRUCK
Web Site: last.fm
Amusement Park Ride: the steel eel @ sea world lol
What do you want for Christmas: macbook, red hair, septum piercing… you knowwww
If you were stranded on a desert island what book, album, and video would you want with you: thesaurus, queen, superbad
Which store would you choose to max your credit card: urban outfitters
If you could be any age, past, present, or future, what would it be: 4
If you could live in any decade in history, what would it be: The 1810s England - The Regency
What childhood toy do you wish you still had: tricycle
What movie makes you cry: everything lmao
What appliance could you not live without: toilet.
Your lucky charm: my left ear.
The person you worship the most: LADY GAGA. i’m kidding. probably katie skadoske
Your bedroom is like: kansas after the tornado.
Favorite Places
Place to live: austin
Town to chill in/ Vacation spot: nyc
Place to retire: la
Places you want to see but haven’t: heaven
What is Your Least Favorite:
Food: onions
Cuisine: idk
School Subject: math
The worst song you ever heard: if i were a boy
Most embarrassing CD in your collection: the kaitlyn song
Characteristic: obnoxious
Which Is Better:
Hot tubs or pools: hot tub
Diamonds or pearls? pearls
TV or radio: radio
Short or tall: tall
Toilet paper over or underhand: over
Coke or Pepsi: coke
Sprite or 7 Up: sprite
Coffee or Coffee Ice Cream: coffee
Creamy or crunchy peanut butter: Crunchy.
Croutons or Bacon Bits: croutons
What’s the right way to eat a Reese’s: with the rapper still on o.o
Does cheese go on the bumpy or flat side of the Ritz: flat.
White or brown bread: Brown
Beavers or ducks? ducks
Beatles or Elvis: Beatles
Who are the most attractive male and female celebrities: trace cyrus, tara reed
Are you a morning person or a night owl? night owl
Disney or Warner Brothers: Disney
Pedicure or manicure? Pedi.
What first catches your eye in the opposite (or same) sex (ie, legs, boobs, etc): hair
What do you look for in a person: organs.
If you could be any place right now, where would you choose: a car
Are you a dog or a cat person: cat
Razor, cream, or wax: straightedge >.<
Plane, train, or automobile: plane
Car or SUV: car
Lake, Ocean or River: ocean
2 doors or 4 (on a car): 2: I have a truck.
Childhood Blanket or Stuffed Animal: Teddy Bear, Bud the bear
One pillow or two: 2
Which came first; the chicken or the egg? there was an egg and a chicken sitting on the bed. The chicken is happy, relaxed, out of breath, smoking a cigarette. The egg is pissed off, yanking on his pants, mumbling, “I guess we answered that question.” So tell me, who came first?
Do You Believe In…
Horoscopes: sure
Past lives: idk
Ouija boards:idk
Love at first sight: no
God: yes
Religion: idk
Aliens: idk
Ghosts: yes
Evil: yes
Abortion: no.
Alternative music: yes
Do you love yourself: yes
Does life have a meaning: no.
Do you know what it is: yes
Is honesty the best policy: “Ideally yes. Realistically, no. Sometimes you have to tell people their haircut is wonderful. ” agreed.
Are you the jealous type: Nope.
What’s your pet peeve: female
What are you afraid of: rejection
Forgive and forget or hold a grudge: grudge
Where do you see yourself in 10 years: pretty.
Most annoying thing is: female
What is your motto: live right now & just be yourself; it doesn’t matter if it’s good enough for someone else.
Who do you look up to: no body.
Life Statement: see my motto
What Stuff Do You Do?
What kind of work do you do: survival.
Do you cleanse your chakras: do you wanna cleanse my chakras
What are you listening to right now: placebo
What is your favorite solitary activity: life
What do you do most often when you are bored: this
Word or phrases you overuse: “ballin”
Hobbies: breathing, eating, sleeping
Bedtime: whenever
Have You Ever…
What was the name of your first best friend: shylah
What was the name of your summer camp: girl scout hell
Do you remember the camp song: yes
Been toilet-papering: yes
Been Ding-dong-ditching: no
Been toilet-papered: no
What was your first job: CASA
How many times did you fail your permit or driver’s test: haven’t taken it yet
How old were you when you had your first kiss: 12
Most romantic thing that ever happened to you: I hit a telephone pole with my dad’s car once.
How many people have you kissed romantically: 500
Can you remember all of their names: yes
Been in love before: neh
How many times: lol
Dumper or Dumpee: dumper
Loved somebody so much it made you cry: hahahaha
Ever fell in love at first sight: hahahahahhaha
Ever been on a blind date: yes.
Ever been cheated on: yes
Ever cheated: yes
Ever had sex in a public place: no
Most humiliating moment: hasn’t happened yet
Have you ever gone skinny dipping: Yes
Played strip poker: no
Lied: no. oops. did it again.
Paid for it: nope
Cheated on a test: yes
Run away from home: no
Broken the law: Yes.
Ever ridden in a police car: no
been arrested: no
been convicted of a crime: no
Ever ridden in an ambulance: no
Have you ever been in a car crash: no
When was your last hospital visit: long time ago
Ever broken a bone: yes
Ever been in a fistfight: yes
Had a medical emergency: yes
Gotten beaten up: no lol
Ever seen a dead body: OMG NOT YET
Ever seen a ghost: YES SERIOUSLY
Been to Africa: I’m going this xmas…
Have you ever seen a black swan: At first I thought it said “black man”.
What was your most embarrassing hair incident: CHOP
What was the best costume you ever wore: THE WILD THING
Which of your accomplishments in the last year are you most proud of: survival
What do you hope to have accomplished in the next year: survival
What Would You Name Your…
Future home: Plantation of the Apes.
Kids: the twins: Ty Lenol & Ben Adryl. The ugly ones: shithead & asshole. pronounced “shi-theed” and “ash-o-lay”
Future Pets: asshole 1 asshole 2
Car: the pimpmobile 2000
Self: anastasjia delilah von richardson
People In My Life
Who are your best friends: my myspace friends. they are all real. and i know them. personally.
Who you chat with most: my mom…
Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away: emma
Say a nice thing about the person you miss the most: yo drew. you suck. text me back.
Craziest/silliest person you know: daniel.
Do you get along with your parents: yuhson.
What color is the underwear of the person next to you: patches doesn’t wear pants. She is a female feline slut.
Who did you last tell you loved them: my mom.
Last person you went to dinner with? daniel.
What food does your mom cook better than anyone else: pasta….
Who has been your friend the longest: emma
Does it feel nice that someone told you all this stuff about themselves: no
Does it feel nice that someone wants to know so much about you: yes! lol
